Transcript (For those who can't understand TTS well)
Twilight Sparkle
Oh no...I have bad news...
Rainbow Dash
What happened now, Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow...I figured out that I am actually pregnant.
Rainbow Dash
M I N E C R A F T A N V I L N O I S E
Rarity
What the hell are you 2 going on about?
Rainbow Dash
Your sister's a mister
Random people idk the name of
OHHHHH!!!!!
Rarity
What the fuck does that even mean, darling? Sweetie Belle is not a boy.
Rainbow Dash
Rarity, Twilight decided it was a good idea to crossbreed with a Blue Jay and now she's pregnant.
Twilight Sparkle
Don't worry, I sent out Luna to confront this Blue Jay, so everything will be settled.
Rarity
Why not Celestia?
Twilight Sparkle
Because Uberduck.AI was too lazy to put in Celestia
Spongebob Narrator
Meanwhile...
Mordecai
Uh oh, yup, I did in fact get a pony pregnant
Benson
Get back to work, Mordecai and Rigby
Luna
Hey, actually, I need Mordecai.
Benson
Is that the pony you got pregnant?
Mordecai
Nope, she was purple.
Luna
Why did you have sex with Twilight?
Mordecai
Well...it's time I told you the truth...I am not Mordecai at all...
Benson
What?
Mordecai
Nope, I am...
???
Jin1515.
Luna
...who?
Benson
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY EMPLOYEE!?
Jin1515
Oh yeah, him, I simply put him in a cage, and downed his brain to real life bird levels...
Luna
Why...why did you do this
Jin1515
Well...the thing is, I asked to have sex with her before, just as myself, but she said no. So I noticed the meme going around of Mordecai x Twilight, then I kidnapped Mordecai and made a life-like fursuit of him, and wore it, I paid Snoop Dogg to get Twilight high, so I could have sex with her, now she is pregnant with my child, not Mordecai's.
Luna
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Benson
FREE MY EMPLOYEE!
Jin1515
Hehehe...you'll have to catch me first.
To be continued...